As you may be aware, travel is an important part of our lives. Even the most wanderlust-filled among us, travel can be unpleasant at times (particularly with 5 children). Those times of tension, or even calamity, are usually the ones we look back on and chuckle about the most. Here are 75 amusing travel quotations that bring back memories of many of our trips, as well as a number of amusing travel recommendations that are all too familiar. Funny Travel Tips For Everyone😍😍
Funny Travel Tips For Everyone Who Loves Travelling From Top Experts
1. ROLL YOUR CLOTHES INSIDE OUT RATHER THAN FOLDING THEM TO PACK 3X MORE THAN YOU NEED.
You’ll have fewer wrinkles, feel more productive, and, most importantly, be able to stuff a lot more useless items into your suitcase or backpack. You can compress full outfits that you don’t need into a very little space by rolling your garments.
Before I start with this post, try this electrifying "coffee fat-burning trick” that can boost your health, metabolism and energy at the same time by just drinking your favorite drink.. coffee!
If you’re like most women trying to lose weight… you diet, you count calories, you tear up the treadmill, and…nothing.That’s how I was was feeling…
I did “everything right” and never lost an inch. My Energy was gone..
Until I stumbled on this delicious electrifying "coffee fat-burning trick” and electrifying my metabolism and torched off fat from my problem areas in just 13 days by drinking Coffee.
And because of this one simple shift in my eating, I shed pounds and inches from my body without starving myself and without a lick of exercise!
With the same “reduce hunger” trick I dropped a good amount of weight in the FIRST month and I shocked my doctor by completely reversing ALL pre-diabetes symptoms!
If you’re a woman over the age of 25 who wants to reclaim your life inside the body you DESERVES, you should check it out for yourself.
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You might be able to increase your overall backpack weight AND the amount of clothes you won’t wear throughout your trip if you roll tight enough! Take that fifth pair of shoes, please.
2. GET CLOTHES INTO YOUR TRAVEL PARTNER’S BAG WHEN THEY AREN’T LOOKIN’.
You might find yourself without a spot to pack your hair straightener, makeup bag, favorite novels, childhood teddy bear, Dirndl, and drone once you’ve crammed every inch of your suitcase or backpack.
When your companion isn’t looking, hide a handful of your belongings beneath the contents of THEIR suitcase. Hide it well enough that they’ll say things like “strange, I ran out of room and I haven’t even packed all of my clothing yet,” and you’ll be able to tsk tsk at them disapprovingly. This is especially pleasant if they teased you for packing too much. What a hypocrite!
3. BRING YOUR FAVORITE HOME APPLIANCES IN TRAVEL-SIZED PORTABLE VERSIONS.
When was the last time you had a portable juicer in your hotel room? Exactly. When you travel, it can be difficult to commit to a healthy and active lifestyle, but don’t let that stop you.
Pack this portable juicer for on-the-go detoxifying, this compact slow-cooker for healthy single-serving meals on the go, or this portable sauna for on-the-go steaming.
What I love about it is that it is natural, Vegetarian, Non-GMO, Gluten free... Perfect for everyday use!
I felt a boost in my metabolism and amazingly, I didn't feel that much hungry as before!
Not on the health and fitness bandwagon yet? Don’t be concerned! Make miniature travel-sized cookies and baked goods from the comfort of your hotel room with our Easy Bake Oven – just like the one from your childhood!
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4. INSTEAD OF YOUR FANCY, FUNCTIONING SMART PHONES, BRING OLD, BARELY
FUNCTIONING FLIP PHONES ON INTERNATIONAL TRIPS.
People in other nations are known to be THIRSTY for your 5-year-old iPhone, so leave it at home just to be safe. With that Nokia phone from the 1990s, you’ll be OK. Nobody will steal it, and you’ll never be tempted to take it out on the street to seek for directions, access the internet, take a picture, or do any of the other silly activities that invite theft.
5. PRINT ALL OF THE DIRECTIONS YOU’LL NEED FROM GOOGLE MAPS OR MAPQUEST PRIOR TO YOUR TRIP.
This travel advice came from my mother, who is still Mapquest’s most loyal customer. You’ll know exactly how to go to your hotel when you get at the airport owing to the excellent instructions you prepared for yourself – you’re so organized! Make sure you have room in your luggage for a 3-ring binder because you’ll be carrying a huge stack of paperwork everywhere you go.
Another advantage of writing your directions is that you can easily retrace your steps if you get lost. You’ll also have a real encounter with a local, whom you’ll need to approach for assistance. Believe me when I say that you will never miss your Smartphone!
6. AVOID ANY COUNTRIES WITHOUT AN EXCELLENT RELATIONSHIP WITH THE UNITED STATES OR THAT HAVE BEEN INVOLVED IN A WAR WITHIN THE PAST 30 YEARS.
Even if the fighting is gone, the environment is breathtaking, and the food is delectable, those places are just not SAFE. What could those folks do to an unwitting American citizen like you?!
No, no, stick to places where you KNOW you’ll be welcomed, such as Canada, the United Kingdom, and Russia. North Korea, too, has lately been added to the list!
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7. USE TV AND MOVIES TO INSPIRE YOUR TRAVEL PLANS.
Who hasn’t gone out and bought plane tickets after seeing Eat, Pray, Love or Under the Tuscan Sun? We would not have fell in love with Portland if it hadn’t been for Portlandia, which is a fantastic and accurate tour to the city.
If you travel largely to places you’ve seen on TV, you’ll have a better idea of what to expect and won’t be disappointed.
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8. MEMORY A COUPLE OF BASICS IN THE LOCAL LANGUAGE, BUT BE SURE TO PRONOUNCE THEM AS POORLY AS POSSIBLE.
This shows that you’re the kind of thoughtful tourist who took the time to open a phrase book, and it also improves the chances that locals will take pity on you and speak English.
9. BOOK ALL OF YOUR TRAVEL TWICE.
Are you traveling from one city to another? You’ll want to book many choices to be absolutely certain you’re covered. You’ll have the option of flying, taking the bus, or taking the train to your next destination, or simply spending the entire day on the phone arguing with the refund representative.
Bonus Tip: Keep your booking a secret from your spouse; the thrill of the surprise will add to your marriage’s enthusiasm!
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Travel insurance is a rip-off! When was the last time you needed to see a doctor in a foreign country, or had to postpone your trip due to a family emergency, or had a flight delayed for more than 8 hours?! Nobody, to be precise. World Nomads is most likely living like BANDITS. Spend your money on something truly useful, such as a tie-dye t-shirt with your name on it and some bandaids. Are you unsure whether or not travel insurance is worthwhile? We have a comprehensive guide to travel insurance that might assist you in making your decision.
11. PLAN EVERY AWAKE MINUTE OF YOUR TRIP AHEAD OF TIME.
Do you want to waste a single second of your thrilling vacation Googling “things to do in Paris?” NO! That’s for inexperienced tourists and flakes, which you definitely aren’t.
You have a timetable to stick to, and nothing will stop you from sticking to it to the letter! Your minute-by-minute itineraries will also serve as an outline for a blog post, guidebook, or thesis in the future.
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Try this odd “carb trick” that burns up to 1 pound per day
If you’re like most women trying to lose weight… you diet, you count calories, you tear up the treadmill, and…nothing.That’s how 40-year-old Carly Donovan, an overweight mother with prediabetes was feeling…
She did “everything right” and never lost an inch.
Until she stumbled on this strange “carb-pairing” trick and burned away an unheard of 22lbs pounds in just 13 days.
And because of this one simple shift in her eating, she shed pounds and inches from her body without starving herself and without a lick of exercise!
With the same “carb-pairing” trick Carly dropped a total of 37lbs in the FIRST month and she shocked her doctor by completely reversing ALL pre-diabetes symptoms!
If you’re a woman over the age of 25 who wants to reclaim her life inside the body she DESERVES, you should check it out for yourself.
